cum fart


1. when a male or female has just had -n-l s-x and they proceed to fart afterwards.

2. after one c-ms in their partners -ss, their partner proceeds to fart. this usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. sometimes a neat sound effect.

3. a kind of p-rno, usually consisting of a male and a female. the male b-ttf-cks her and she farts c-m.
1.
man 1: oh dude it was so nasty!
man 2: what?
man 1: i was having -n-l s-x with jenny last night and about 5 minutes later she lets out this enormous c-m fart
man 2: that is nasty…

2. “dude did you here about jenny last night…she c-m farted right after f-cking mike.”

3.
go to google.
type in c-m farters
click on one of the links.
try to watch it.
upon having s-x with a females -n-l cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the girl is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of s-m-n out of the region.
becky released a m-ssive c-mfart once tyler had finished pumping her -n-s.
n.
a secretion of male -j-c-l-t- that exits the -n-s while farting, sometime after -n-l s-x. it could be right after the s-x or five hours later.

standing in line for the subway, jennie realized that she was now sporting a stain left by her c-m fart.
1. the act of farting out c-m out of your b-m after -n-l s-x.

2. a person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a c-mfart.
1. “yah baby, i’m going to make you c-mfart so hard right now.”

2. “dan, don’t be such a c-mfart.”
the uniquely smelling fart that came from an -ss that has c-m fermenting inside of it.
the hike in the alps was daunting but was made especially trying by alex’s c-m farts

those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the c-m farts
as described in the podcast comedy bang bang, when an individual who collects c-m in his -n-l cavity is then asked by his girlfriend to impregnate her, he uses a c-m fart, ie. farting the c-m into the girlfriend p-ssy.
her: honey is about time for us to start a family.
him: open wide, the c-m fart is a-c-mming!
a s-xual encounter, usually a gay man, who had just been c-mmed in, than sharts out their partners c-m.
dude last night i c-m-farted with my cousin, cuz im redneck!

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