cum fingers
the act of masturbating or playing with your self, then washing your hands and realizing the smell of c-m is still there.
john: man, that was a good j-ck–ff session
bill: did you wash your hands?
john: yeah, i have c-m fingers though. i even used soap and water
bill: -smh-
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