Cum Fryer


the s-xual act of blowing a load into a frying pan, and then proceeding to heat it up to the point where it is very hot and thick, but not solid, and then pouring it onto your girls -ss or inside of her -n-s. it is very painful and not recommended unless you are deeply into kinky pain stuff.
gordon ramsay: hey baby, what do you say we do a c-m fryer later?
sl-t: whats a c-m fryer?
gordon ramsay: you’ll find out soon enough.

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