cum funnel


oral s-x technique involving a regular funnel. the c-m swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the s-m-n outside the oral cavity. made popular by amateur p-rnstar britney (aka chicktrainer). aside from the obvious degrading s-xual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) c-mshot as well as s-m-n swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).
britney got c-m funnelled and swallowed every drop of s-m-n.
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any body orifice that c-m can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.
frustration: “shut your c-mfunnel, sheila”!

elation: “i’ll f-ck your c-mfunnel all night, sheila”!
c-m funnel: the art of group mastrabation into a funnel placed inside an obalob’s mouth once the obalob has the groups j-sm in her mouth she then proceeds to snowball with other group members
“heres jen she’s an obalob lets funnel c-m with her.”
an alternate term for a cleft chin because when c-m dribbles out of a woman/man’s mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the c-m down the center of their chin to their chest.
i got a bj from toothless tammy last night, she couldn’t take the whole load so it dribbled down her c-m funnel and on to her t-ts.
please see c-mguzzler.
your mom is a c-mfunnel.

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