cum guzzling sperm burping bitch
a cl-ssic s-x move in which you fire a big load down your favorite b–tch’s throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. after she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!
a big nut and a can of warm jolt transformed kelly into a c-m guzzling sperm burping b-tch last night.
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