Cum Helmet


when a guy finishes s-x with a woman by pulling his tube steak out of any of her orifices and cascading a hefty load that is so abundant that it coats her hair.
tim- did you get it in last night?

me- totally. cristina was concussion-proof after the c-m helmet i gave her.

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