Cum hum


when a promiscuous female (or h-m-s-xual male) has had s-m-n -j-c-l-t-d into their mouth/v-g-n-/-n-s so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.
“mate i took scarlet home last night…”

“ouch! how’d it go?”

“not good, she had a wicked case of c-m hum…”

“not good then?”

“oh g-d no, i thought i was going to throw up on her and end up churning her b-tter!”
when a female (or h-m-s-xual male) has had so much sperm -j-c-l-t-d inside of them (-n-s, mouth or v-g-n-) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.
“oh man, i took scarlet home last night.”

“how was it?”

“terrible, she had a wicked case of c-m hum.”

“oh man, that’s horrific.”

“tell me about it, i almost threw up.”

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