Cum Hydrant


when vast amounts of s-m-n are excreted from the head of the p-n-s.
phyllis: gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

brittany: i didn’t realize billy bob c-ms so much; it was like a c-m hydrant!

phyllis: oh! i’ve made that mistake before.

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