Cum Jacker
a single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. she does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.
can you believe she turned out to be a c-m jacker? now i’m a freakin’ dad.
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