cum jizz
when you gently brush someone with the back of your hand or foot, then proceed to forcibly brush someone with the palm of your hand or foot. this is normally performed by the hand to the face. when performed by the foot counts as half a c-m j-zz. the gods once said to humanity “you go in gently with the c-m, then you rain on the j-zz!”
when andrew was being a rude pooface, i c-m j-zzed him super hard.
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