Cum Kleenex
when a guy takes a kleenex and c-ms on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes c-m all over there face.
domenic: i just c-mmed in that kleenex.
indy: oh my god. really?
domenic: watch
-moments later-
ashley: theres c-m on my face! ew.
domenic: ha b-tch! i just gave you a c-m kleenex
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