Cum Letter


a piece of paper with sperm -j-c-l-t-d onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.
dude 1: i heard ms. finke yelled at you today

dude 2: yeah, what a b-tch.

dude 1: you should get her back

dude 2: don’t worry, i sent that ho a c-m letter

dude 1: niiiice

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  • sheezie

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    taking a sh-t so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. this ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately “dude, i just took a m-ssive sh-t. it was like a shipwreck in shallow water!”

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    the ‘holiness of lame’ – a person who is the epitome of lameness. harold: dude i have this really cool pick-up line planned for tonight jake: good for you dude. what is it? harold: yea so this is what i’ll say to her – ‘would you like to try my kiss? if you dont like […]

  • shirump

    a little bit of slang by the brotha’s term for shrimp let me get some of’dem shirump


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