Cum Lung
a throat and upper respiratory ailment that results from sucking a lot of d-ck. symptoms include congestion, a hacking cough, crying, b-tching, moaning, and occasionally death. affects women and gay men. can be treated by such maneuvers as a donkey punch, a white dragon, and the danza slap.
jen was being a bigger b-tch than usual so joe -ssumed she was suffering from the c-m lung and danza slapped her.
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