cum magnet
a magnet for c-m.
wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract s-m-nal fluids to itself, a c-m magnet can simply be a sl-t or a prost-tute.
1. “wow…that hoe is a c-m magnet.”
2. shortly after designing the worlds most powerful c-m magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their s-m-n torn from their bodies.
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