cum martini
swimmers in a vermouth-coated martini gl-ss, the preferred c-cktail of c-cky c-ckmongers
winston churchill was known for his affinity for dry c-m martini, which he made by affixing p-rnography (shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he -j-c-l-t-d. some say he just liked c-mming into a martini gl-ss.
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