cum monkey


a promiscuous, pet-te woman who enjoys performing f-ll-t– anytime, anywhere.
check out that little c-m monkey! looks like she’s ready ‘n’ rarin’ to go!
a chronic m-st-rb-t-r
he is so h-rny, what a c-m monkey!
a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice
my god ryan is such a c-m monkey he’s swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load
a person who is extremely odd and makes constant dumb mistakes
jessica struckhoff, i can’t believe you just called the security officer wilbur for a week, thats not his name. you are such a c-m monkey

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