cum pad


the bit in-between a man’s ball sack and -n-s. if you press this lightly it gives the feeling of sperm coming out from the lower p-n-s.
alan pressed his c-m pad while he was playing with his -ss p-b-s.
a tattoo above a woman’s -ss crack on her lower back.
ummm… look at the c-m pad on that girl!

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