Cum Puncher
somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can’t go any further.
hmmm, i haven’t seen steve at all today, where could he be?
steve is such a c-m puncher, he’s probably still beating it in his room.
#c-m #puncher #punching #masturbation #j-zz #-j-c-l-t–n
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