Cum Rocket


when you havn’t jacked off in a long f-cking time and you have s-x and you c-m so much it f-cked blows her v-g-n- up ( like in scary movie ) lmao!
zach aka lice z4ch1 was so h-rny off louis he couldnt help it and jacked off and made a huge c-m rocket and blew his moms head off.
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a game where you m-st-rb-t- and try to catch your s-m-n in your mouth
“whats all over jimmy’s face?”

“oh! he was playing c-m rocket!”

“that is repulsive”

“i don’t know, i have fun doing it.” /:
when you c-m with such power that your partner is blown to pieces
john: holy shizz, c-m rocket time! just like jesus did!!
jess: (boom)
– propelled flow of c-m in replace of snot as an sneeze
hey babe don’t rub your c-ck down my face tonight. i don’t want c-m in my nostrils. i have a big meeting tomorrow. wouldn’t want any c-mrockets happening.

— just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while c-m propels and splats all over your bosses face
it is when a guy -j-c-l-t-s into the females/males nose and she/he blows it out like a “snot rocket”. sometimes she/he may let the spurm become crusty in her nose and pick them out therefore making them spurm boogers.
so jenny didnt want to swallow it so i -j-c-l-t-d into her nostrils and she blew a nasty c-m rocket.
to c-m in someone’s nose then they sneeze.
jesus, joran’s c-m rocket got all over cody while he was giving dan a c-mac.

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