cum shield
a large pair of sungl-sses. built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie paris hilton
“adrianne’s c-m shield deflected tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away.”
when you c-m in a girls mouth and it stretches across her teeth
d-mn, that girl sure showed me her c-mshield
an impervious bit of cloth, held over a young girl’s p-ssy after c-mming in it, to increase her chance of becoming pregnant.
when grandpa had c-m over and over again in his little granddaughter, he put a pillow under her hips and a c-m shield over her c-nt–she was just having her period, so her parents wanted her to have a good chance of having his baby.
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