Cum-Spoiler
when a guy is watching p-rn and just in the moment of -j-c-l-t–n the video switches to a shot of the male p-rn actor’s face, or the male p-rn actor pulls out to change positions without any warning such as a slow dissolve. or any undesired shot that pops up just when you’re c-mming. further examples: shots of the guy’s -ss hole while camera is underneith a doggy-style position, any shot where you can see the guy’s -ss hole or it’s too close to the camera, or any shot where the female leaves the screen. they spoil your apex and make you want to start over in many cases.
you’re better off watching pov if you’re going to jack off, or you run the risk of catching a c-m-spoiler right in the middle of your nut
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