cum sponge

another euphemism for sl-t; a girl who f-cks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone’s c-m like a sponge
clueless guy: you’re not gonna believe this! i scored with destiny last night!
regular guy: so did like 7 other guys. she’s a total c-m sponge, dude.
a female who enjoys being -j-c-l-t-d upon, usually in the facial region.
“christy is such a c-m sponge, she got mad when i came inside her”
a sl-t, often a highschool cheerleader
“oh my god, kelly you’re such a c-msponge”
an object or person that absorbes c-m.
that sl-t is such a f-cking c-msponge.
1: an absolute sl-t, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of s-xual relations with men.

2: an item used to m-st-rb-t- into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)
example 1: dude: ” hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

bro: ” yea man she’s hot but she’s f-cked like the whole football team, she’s a total c-msponge”

example 2: ” dude: man i was jacking it the other day and i had to use my gym socks as a c-msponge”

man: “dude that is nasty as f-ck! don’t tell me that sh-t dude!
a patch of hair on one’s chin that prevents dripping -j-c-l-t- from staining one’s clothing
the gay man’s goatee served as an adequate c-m sponge during bukake night.
a hairstyle worn by a female. usually a large “poof” on the top of head used to absorb c-m as it is being shot at her face. this protects the rest of her hair from being -j-c-l-t-d upon.
“omg that girl’s poof was worn so high when i c-mmed on her face, it absorbed it all!”

“that girls c-m sponge worked like a champ…”
a person with the ability to soak up c-m at a rate far greater than an entire roll of bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.
reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a c-m sponge under your bed.