cum tears


when a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the s-m-n flows down their cheeks like the colorado river after a heavy duty rain storm.
olive garden waiter: oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. she was crying c-m tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

father at table: my daughter just wants a refill on her diet sprite, please.

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