Cum Turkey
before thanksgiving, a man gets so unbelievably h-rny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.
john – “dude, my wife wouldn’t give me any pooty-tang, so i did the ol’ c-m turkey.”
bill – “no wonder the turkey is stuck to the roof of my mouth!”
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