Cumber-Stumpin’


the act, by a male, of placing a cuc-mber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large p-n-s.

or…

the act, by a woman, of placing a cuc-mber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a s-x-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-d-ck)
bro, i always pick up hooters waitress’ when i’m c-mber-stumpin’!

fred: “woah, is that a man or a woman?!”
me: “probably just some lesbo-b-tch c-mber-stumpin.”

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