cumber


c-mber is a shorter for the “cuc-mber”
i used to like c-mbers but i’ve chosen to eat carrots better.
a combination of the words “come” and “over” in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly -rg-smic fashion.
hey broseph, do you want to c-mber after school today?
a r-t-rded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.
eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a ‘c-mber’. generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. tell-tale sign of being a ‘c-mber’? singing simple man after being asked to stop by friends.
when a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and c-ms on them
hey dude wanna come to my c-mber party?
a deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment
“yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty c-mber after that!”

or

“man i feel so c-mber right now”

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