cumberbum
an ancient sport where heteros-xual men armed only with a large lumpy cuc-mber face off against one another. the object of the contest is to insert the cuc-mber into the -n-l hole of the opponent.
“i lost a game of c-mberb-m and now i p–p pickles”
c-mberb-m consists of two or more males, all completely heteros-xual, each with a giant pickling cuc-mber. the object is to insert said cuc-mber into the opponents r-ct-m. the opponent with the cuc-mber in said r-ct-m then loses the contest. the winner becomes the c-mberking. the loser is the c-mberb-m. it is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. death usually comes before the cuc-mber is inserted. as an additional insult, the c-mberb-m is sometimes forced to eat the cuc-mber out of his r-ct-m.
i am the c-mberking” “my r-ct-m hurts, i am the c-mberb-m.
that thing that looks like a garder for guys when they wear a tux.
i was called a c-mberb-m by oc supreme–i was like “oh. um. what’s a c-mberb-m?” me and my silly blonde moments!
the b-m of one benedict c-mberbatch.
term also used to refer to the whole of c-mberbatch.
girl #1: “why are you looking at p-rn?”
girl #2: “what, no, that’s just c-mberb-m.”
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