a c-mbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your s-m-n to the rest of the population.
hank: “hey carlton, i bought that new c-mbleswatch i seen on t.v last night. it was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. i thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and s-xually perverted.
carlton:”you know hank, i’m way ahead of ya! i already have 4 of them because the first three i purchased got ruined because i came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my s-m-n just dried up and i couldnt scr-pe it off so i said what the h-ll and got another one! this one is starting to get a little dirty so i’m thrilles that you have another one for me!
hank:”i says on mine that i have irish s-m-n; what about you carlton?”
*carlton died from cardiac arrest because m-st-rb-t-d too much. he was also very fat. carlton couldn’t respond to hanks question.”
the process of making plain or old items nicer by adding crystals or bling to it. lola helped to jazz up my old zara shoes by str-ssing them up with purple swarovzki crystals. now i feel like i’m wearing loubies!
a girl of high s-xual attraction with a hair color of any variation of blonde, usually failing to have any other good qualities and typically unintelligent. guy 1: “see that girlover there? she’s hot.” guy 2: “yeah, she’s such a blonde though.” a hair color sometimes -ssociated with unintelligence when in fact intelligence is not […]
- double green
in golf, the term ‘double-green’ refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured ‘primary-green’. if a group of players choose to wager on ‘greenies’, landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. this is a very important but often disregarded […]
- national let ray pipe reannah day
its everyday d-mn i think its national let ray pipe reannah day again
adj. – pr-ne to vomiting; frequently vomiting. “my long haired cat tends to be quite vomitious.”