Cumboarding


the act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker’s face so that she thinks she’s drowning.
the b-tch started gagging like a fiend as i was c-mboarding her; and then when realized she wasn’t dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

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