Cumbottle Guy
an anonymous guy on 4chan who has, since 2007, uploaded pictures of soda bottles full of his c-m from the past year.
this event always takes place on december 26th, the day after christmas. to some, this day is known as “j-zzmas” and he is known as “j-zzus”.
rumors of his death sometimes circulate, but as of december 26th, 2012, the last “j-zzmas”, he was alive.
i wasn’t able to get online on december 26th, did c-mbottle guy show up?
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