Cumbow
when a dude holds his thumb over his d-ck hole while he spooges so that his j-zz sprays in a fine mist. then the mist refracts sunlight and you can see a rainbow in the j-zz mist, or jist.
you can do da same sh-t wit a garden hose, except garden hoses ain’t got jist.
“yo man, last night i jisted on mah girl and saw the most ballin’ c-mbow in front of dat b-tches face.”
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