cumchum


when a dude -j-c-l-t-s and it comes out chunky.
dude i just made myself c-m chum last night
tighter than a b-mchum without the -n-l s-x
me and you are c-mchums now eh?
(n) when, before going out to the local gay club, a man rubs one out and lets a little bit of the -j-c-l-t- dry on an article of clothing. the smell is instantly noticed by the heightened senses of the patrons at the bar and he is now their prey.
friend 1: “dude, why am i so popular in here tonight?”
friend 2: “it’s because of the c-m chum on your jeans!”
friend 1: “that’s all it takes? guess i’ll use some c-m chum in the future!”
a similar meaning to a f-ck buddy, someone you just have s-x with for pleasure but no commitment.
a c-m chum is a close friend in which you partake s-xual pleasure with for fun.

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