cumcountant
a person who watches p-rn and keeps track of how many ‘c-m shots’ occur.
“hey bro, did you see the new backdoor sl-ts 53?” “yeah it was great! i saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!” “i thought it sucked. not enough c-m shots.” “what are you dude, a f-cking c-mcountant?”
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