Cumdad


a word you call someone when they are being a c-mdad.
bro-d: hey stimpak let’s go to the beach and fly some kites.
stimpak: i can’t, man. i have to work overtime tonight.
bro-d: your boss is such a c-mdad.
stimpak: i know… 🙁

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