cumdgement call
the “judgement call” a man must make in the moments preceding impending -rg-sm whilst having unprotected s-x, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during s-x, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to -j-c-l-t- should he indeed pull out. scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. these calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.
mike 1: dude i had to make a hard c-mdgement call whether to pull out or not. by my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
mike 2: was she on birth control?
mike 1: yea but who cares?
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