cumgratufuckinglations


sarcastically congratulating someone on their s-xuall success.
jacob: dude i f-cked the sh-t out of that vietnamese b-tch.
hunter: c-mgratuf-ckinglations do you want a godd-mn cookie or something

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    originally from “saving silverman,” feature film starring jack black. an utterance from mr. black’s mouth. used to describe complete triumph. often, the last syllable is sustained. after just having shotgunned a brew-ha-ha: c-mmin-a-yeah-haaaaaaaa!

  • Grundaberries

    men’s briefs. derived from “reg grundies” – australian slang for undies or underwear – and from the concept of storing your berries (t-st-cl-s). also known as sluggos, or budgie smugglers. these grundaberries are too tight. i hope it doesn’t affect my sperm count.

  • Gurnial

    the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs… example: ted: “mate your gurning like a motherf-cker!!!” steve: “no im not!!!” ted: “hahaha gurnial m888!” (disclaimer: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)

  • Bonerthroner

    an asocial f-cktard. someone who acts alone even when surrounded by his friends. mike: “dude, did you see dan walking with us and wearing his earbuds?” alex: “i know, right man? what a b-n-rthroner.”

  • cabbage puss

    a girls puss (jj) who’s puss smells like cabbage dude, it smell’s like cabbage puss!


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