Cumguzzlry
an entire cl-ss of offenses committed in the workplace by co-workers whose whole basis for advancement involves…well, you guessed it. it’s not who ya know, but who ya blow!
“i don’t how hillary got the job…must have been an extraordinary act of c-mguzzlry to be sure!”
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c-nt-ain-munt kuhn tayn muhnt -noun 1 the act or condition of c-ntaining or being clingy. 2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman. 3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of c-m in the event of -j-c-l-t–n. 4 a state […]
- cuntasaurous
when someone or something from their actions is being a c-nt. if you plan to go to the beach and it rains, “it’s a c-ntasaurous”. if someone plans/tells you something and it never happens, “they are a c-ntasaurous”
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when trying to fix/clean/repair something, the person makes it ten times worse. i was trying to clean the spilled soap but i ended up flooding the entire room with bubbles. it was a real curious george moment.
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the action of squating bare-bottomed over an open-mouthed individual and excreting directly down said individuals throat in an act of degradtion as oppose to one of pleasure-seeking, though this is optional. when jill woke with a horrible taste in her mouth to see jack’s gaping -n-s dripping with fresh faeces she realised she’d been given […]
- curry powder
talc-m powder used by indians that turns yellow brown once applied due to the amount of sweat and dirt on the surface of the skin. hah did you see that guy’s curry powder? sh-t’s all over his neck!