Cumicorn
a very rare unicorn that shoots a m-ssive load of steaming hot c-m, and may burn the skin on contact. beware the animal is very sneaky.
guy1: dude how did you get those 3rd degree burns on your face?
guy2: man a c-micorn came out of nowhere.
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