Cumjunction


a s-x act where the male’s urethral opening is placed against a female’s nostril at the moment of -rg-sm. a nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the c-mjunction. after -rg-sm, if s-m-n manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of “what’s your function, b-tch!”
b: “i’m going to give you the c-mjunction, just like on our honeymoon.”
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b: “what’s your function, b-tch!”
s: -nose blowing-

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