Cumjuntivitus
c-mjunctivitis – to w-nk into a sleeping partner’s face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together and are unable to open them.
“i can’t open my eyes this morning, i’ve got a really bad case of c-mjunctivitis”.
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