Cumlick
distantly related to and resembling the cowlick- most famously showcased in “there’s something about mary”. one might best describe a c-mlick as a product of ignorance and necessity. improvisation in this instance was not an effective practice as c-m should not replace your everyday hair gel.
cameron diaz sported a c-mlick in “there’s something about mary” after mistaking c-m on ben stiller’s ear for hair gel and applying it to her blonde locks.
1. one who licks c-m.
2. a self proclaimed c-m dumpster.
3. synonymous with the derogatory term douche bag.
4. a s-xual fetish in which a member of the s-xual interaction consumes the s-m-n of the other member(s) involved in the s-xual act.
5. similar to a salt lick for horses. the only difference is that this consists of c-m!
“i wish i could be your c-m lick!”
or
“i hate her/him so much, (s)he is such a c-m lick.”
or
“i am feeling an urge to partake in a c-m lick.”
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