Cumlightoscope
taking a tube and attaching one end to your eye and the other to your own p-n-s. after attaching you -j-c-l-t- and roll over on your back raising your hips above your head force the c-m to drip down the tube and enter your eye.
me: how did you get c-m in your eye darry?
darry: with a c-mlightoscope obviously
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