cumlocked
when a girl lets c-m dry up in her v-g-n- causing the inner wall to stick together.
hey sista i got g-ngb-nged last night and now i’m all c-mlocked!
or
no we can’t f-ck tonight cause i didn’t shower since the last time and i’m c-mlocked.
or
f-ck no! that b-tch’s c-mlocked on both sides!
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