cummentary


a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of gooseb-mps raised off smooth skin
our c-mmentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; i couldn’t wait for his clothes to hit the floor.

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