cummer’s remorse
1) a sense of regret after an -rg-sm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre–rg-smic high.
2) a wish that the -rg-sm had been postponed.
jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he j-zzed he got c-mmer’s remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.
carl made a lot of promises to get the bl-wj-b, but once he came he had c-mmer’s remorse and recanted them.
2) steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced c-mmer’s remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover’s eyes.
this is something every man has experienced. it is the moment after you c-m and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
“dude, at first i thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. after i blew, i immediately experienced mild “c-mmer’s remorse ”
that feeling you get after you achieve an -rg-sm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and d-mn sure wouldn’t tell your friends about. its sort of like buyer’s remorse only you can’t return the shame…
“i had c-mmer’s remorse like a motherf-cker after i smashed that fat chick”
“i bet joe had c-mmer’s remorse after that blowski he got from bill.”
when watching a p-rno or having s-x anything can seem s-xy but immediately after -j-c-l-t-ng it all of a sudden seems a little gross. you might even feel a little guilty.
“dude, i was totally fapping to these chicks swapping c-m on p-rnhub but right after i came i was like, wow, this is actually not s-xy at all. it’s a little disgusting, actually. i had a serious case of c-mmer’s remorse.”
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