cummopolis
a woman or man who has enough c-m in them to feed africa for a year and provides most of the ingredients for protein shakes. they normally hat fat people but when the lights are out they don’t care who’s p-n-s it is as long as they can feel it.
blair: oh my god, sally, your sisters a wh-r-.her v-g-n- must feel like sandpaper.
brandon: yeh last week c-mmopolis came over. shes so big she took my whole chode and a charged busko
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