Cummummy


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng all over a partner, trying to go for as much surface area as possible, then very quickly wrapping them from head-to-toe with a roll of toilet paper.

see also: the king tut
lisa: “hey susan, what are you up to tonight?”

susan: “mmmmmppphhh mmmmmph cmmmmm mmmmmmmmyyyy!!!”

lisa: “what’s that you say? brad gave you a c-mmummy again?”

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