cumpadre


a jack off buddy (from ‘c-m’ /’come’, meaning ‘s-m-n’, and ‘companion’); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
variant of: c-mpanion (from ‘companion’ & ‘c-m’); jack off buddy & w-nk bud & jo buddy
similar to: f-ck buddy
my bf and i used to really get it on together, but now it’s just the occasional c-mpadre w-nk
someone who you have carnal relations with. anyone who you f-ck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
kovac: “i couldn’t get ahold of you last night dawg.”
compto: “i was with rebeca last night. she’s my c-mpadre.”

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