Cumpanion


a person you -ssociate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues
sam: hey isn’t that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

joe: yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up b-mpin’ uglies… she is my all-time favorite “c-mpanion”, i don’t even know her last name !
a jack off buddy (from ‘c-m’ /’come’, meaning ‘s-m-n’, and ‘companion’); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
variant of: c-mpadre (from ‘compadre’); jack off buddy & w-nk bud & jo buddy
similar to: f-ck buddy, circle jerkers
bill and ted aren’t an item; they’re just c-mpanions

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