Cumpants


when you have pants that have so much godd-mn j-zz on them that they might as well be made out of s-m-n.

a person who has a big nasty spot of s-m-n on their pants.
alan: that was a huge load! i’ve got crazy c-mpants now!

greg: linda dry humped the h-ll out of me.
thomas: no sh-t c-mpants.

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